ass omelette

An omelette made by injecting an egg mixture into one's anus, swirling it around, then expelling it into a fry pan. Normally, one eats the omelette with various spices, such as salt and pepper.

"Man, she made him the best ass omelette ever. Chives, spinach, feta, and all."

by mounopano April 24, 2006

Colorado Omelette

Slang for an abortion administered by frontiersmen during the migration west in the 1800's.

Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.

by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012

denver omlet

To have intercourse so hard and make her lips of her vagina flop over with the males secretions in between

I gave Kaydee a Denver Omlet

by Jaxattax May 9, 2017

Portugese Omlet

gross. super fetish. when one takes the act of making an omlet, a perfectly good omlet. a smuthering it in shit and lick it with your lover. then you proceed to eat it off her poontang. or you could "tonuge punch the fart box" with it.

man1........my wife wants me to give her a portugese omlet.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.

by i<3omlets that are portugeuse. August 18, 2010

Spanish Omelet

When a man ejaculates into a lady’s vagina from a distance of no less than 1 meter, the woman must be on her back with her legs open in the air and her fingers holding her vagina lips open.
If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"

I just gave that bird a Spanish Omelet, she loved it !

by Michilla October 31, 2007

Cheese Omelettes

Flat looking breasts, that sag two to three inches.

John: Karen sent me a photo of her breasts last night.

Richard: Are they nice?

John: Three words. Flat and saggy.

Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.

by (S3S)Qu@TCh April 29, 2011

omelettehead

A smart, intelligent person whose drug use has deteriorated their mind to below average intelligence but still obtains above average intelligence in all drug related matters

Beth the crackhead just made a super crackpipe out of a soda can and straw, what an omelettehead

by crackieMcgee November 2, 2009