Olympic Decision

A decision of great importance that, nonetheless, gets delayed until the last reasonable moment.

Shinzo Abe, Prime Minister of Japan, finally made the Olympic Decision to postpone the games until after the global pandemic.

by 1ijk April 23, 2020

forklift olympics

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...

Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!

by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017

outrage olympics

people trying to upstage other people with greater personal moral outrage

The outrage olympics began when someone used the word "crippled" to describe the differently-abled person.

by Orangeboxman May 9, 2017

Olympe

Olympe is the most beautiful person on the planet. She's so funny that lamas can't stop looking at her. She is as generous as a slice of Comté.

What is better than a slice of a french cheese anyway ?

OMG, Olympe just ate all the cheese on the table !

by jobijoba June 6, 2017

Fuckover Olympics

When you find your life has been destroyed piece by piece by political hate crime.

After I filed a human rights complaint at work, the political class put me in the Fuckover Olympics and I lost my job, home, health and happiness.

by On parole November 4, 2017

Olympic City

City's that hosted the Olympics and it crushed their economy

Sarajevo is such an Olympic City

by FancyBro February 15, 2018

Orgasm Olympics October

See who can get the most orgasms in October.

Nut or have an increasingly amount of orgasms in Orgasm Olympics October.

by Yoda's last name October 29, 2021