“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”
“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”
“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”
“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
by bootifulduckie February 11, 2022
When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 April 26, 2018
by Pebbles B August 31, 2023
by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019
An older man who is extremely inappropriate towards way younger people. They are attracted to teens and very very early 20's and jokes about "well they are 18 or almost 18", "it's legal in some places" regarding minors, "I'm going through a mid life crisis and want a young hot thing", "age doesn't matter"
by Lexxii A May 21, 2024
When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
by NurseCaca December 07, 2018
A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
by butzlightbeer February 03, 2016