old man block

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.

Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”

by Abbysworld April 10, 2021

old man drool

After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..

I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..

by TerableT May 20, 2023

Old Man Jenkins Appreciation Day

SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.

“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”

“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”

“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”

by bootifulduckie February 11, 2022

Old man struggles

A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .

Virus: young jukes where are you?

Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.

Virus: bet

Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.

Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.

Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!

by Young jukes May 22, 2019

Old Man Gummies

When an old man in a wheel chair tops you off.

Bro you gotta head two blocks over, the old dude in the house in the cul-de-sac is giving out the best Old Man Gummies!

by SomdeDudeWhoEnjoysAir July 3, 2024

Old man

NeutralAir usually found sleeping in vc or eating chicken

The old man is sleeping in vc again

by Sleepy kid October 25, 2022

old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016