Noitem

A person with nothing inside of them, they're empty; nothing.

Sally is such a noitem it's almost sociopathical. Ernie has become a noitem from the callous events in his life.

by Lotty123456789 May 11, 2012

noiteka

Pronunciation: noy-TEK-a

Verb
Present tense ("noiteka"): Getting brunch and reading a book
Past tense ("noitekked"): Got brunch and read a book
Future tense ("noiteka"): Going to get brunch and read a book

Noun ("noiteka"): I majored in noiteka and computer science.
Proper noun ("noiteka"): He's a total noiteka <can have derisive connotation of being too easygoing or lazy; can also have a complimentary connotation of being thoughtful and cultured>

"What are you doing tomorrow?" "Noiteka, then tennis"
"What are your hobbies?" "I like eating and I like books, so basically noiteka"
"See you tomorrow for noiteka?"
"What are you doing now?" "Noiteka, and talking with you!"

by ProfessionalNoiteka October 19, 2013

notification echo

when you get a notification on one device and then another, and another, and another in quick succession - this is what is known as the "echo". Also known as "an echo".

Dude, your notification echo is a real pain in the ass.

by Rupert grint November 8, 2015

notifititus

A type depression that occurs when one has no notifications on their device after long periods of not checking it. This often means that the victim has few friends and should seek therapy immediately. It is easy to know when one has this because they will have 10 or more social media apps on their device and will spend most of their time alone.

Guy-Dude, look at Jeremy. He is all alone and is always waiting for someone to talk to him and for notifications on his phone.

Other Guy-Yeah dude I think he has notifititus.

by Brobrobro June 10, 2016

Notification Groupies

A group of people on your Facebook friends list that your not really sure how you know some of them but regularly like and share your posts and end up in your notifications

I got like 14 likes on my last post but it was just my Notification Groupies

by epic cunt September 6, 2016

Notification Groupies

A group of people on your Facebook friends list that your not really sure how you know some of them but regularly like and share your posts and end up in your notifications

I got like 14 likes on my last post but it was just my Notification Groupies

by epic cunt September 6, 2016

Notification Groupies

A group of people on your Facebook friends list that your not really sure how you know some of them but regularly like and share your posts and end up in your notifications

I got like 14 likes on my last post but it was just my Notification Groupies

by epic cunt September 6, 2016