Help Desk Supervisor

a person who fixes issues that others cant. a magical person who knows all, and knows how to fix almost everthing. Truly magnificent, and impossible to live without

"Miranda is the best Help Desk Supervisor in the land, she fixed my networking issue"

by Anon20 October 08, 2022

I need help

I need help

I need help

by cattahns November 22, 2021

Wal-mart Help

When somebody can't actually help you, they just join you in trying to figure it out.

When Freddy asked the employee where the air filters were located, the employee could only offer Freddy wal-mart help by leading him around the store a few times. A task Freddy would have undertaken solely had he not assumed the employee had actually known where the filters were.

by eskimoexplosion November 26, 2014

Help steal car

Please with me now now or have to tell your brother and have hit you with a frying pan

I want help to steal a car ford cortina to be precise help steal car please or you in a frying pan flexseal and a 86 will be having fun

by Mismagiustarbucks May 03, 2019

self help welts

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

by K-Mezz LIGHTNING October 04, 2006

help over the fence

When you have sex with an animal.

"That chick likes to help horses over the fence." (help over the fence)

by carlsbadkid September 25, 2008

helping herself to a snack

the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.

After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"

by DJ D-Rail August 07, 2006