nick

a literal god. immortal. every man is scared of him. can end 10 lives with a single blink. also has never done anything wrong, never will, and never can.

guy 1: “i don’t really like that guy”
guy 2: “who?”
guy 1: “nick”
guy 2: “WHAT????????????”
*the first guy dies*
guy 2: “he deserved it”

by going inane March 25, 2022

Nick

Some wankbag/wanker that will steal your bagel, girlfriend and has a huge penis. His best friends name is Connor and they are both fat kids together under the supremacy of the fat council. Also they co-own a Minecraft server.

Connor-"Hey Nick, pass me my bagel please."
Nick-"Nahhh im aight."

by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH June 20, 2021

nick

absolute fucking god at da hood

"Have you seen that boy nick's aim?"

"Yes holy shit he has to be locking"

by shmeattloaf December 26, 2022

Nick

A fucking dick that will snitch on you and your fucking best friend

Nick asked me if I had weed on me I said yes then that bitch called the fucking police

by Lil broomstick69 December 23, 2019

Nick

A fat ass homo man who loves games and probably works at FedEx or Olive Garden. His dick is like a rock and his balls can Store at least 9lb of cum a day. He all most looks like a dwarf but tall like 5’10 ish. But he really likes milfs and dilfs

Wow look at that manatee nick

by Cunt father March 3, 2022

Nick

A Super caknuckle belt buckle banana truffle, chicken bone skin tone leave me alone chromosome metronome gotta go lonely bone only snow body bone google Chrome ice cream Cone boy who eats khakis for fun

Wtf Nick you ate my kid
Nick: I was hungry

by Uhhhkhakis March 10, 2019

Nick

Nick’s are very sarcastic but deep down you know they are just joking. All they need are their PS4 and dogs. A word of warning: if you threaten to kidnap their dog, they’ll threaten to kidnap your quiplash.

Nick called me a hooker!
Well next time don’t say X-box is better than PlayStation!

by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020