Ness

A “ness” is a guy who has multiple talents and be anything he likes.

The nature of the “-ness” can accommodate a lot of word endings, which is why this refers to someone who is able to do a lot of things.

This guy can dance, sing and play football, he’s such a Ness it’s unreal.

Why you picking loads of different subject, you’re such a wanna be ness.

by Algerian boy April 14, 2021

ness

slang for stuff, some or thing/things

He has a little extra added ness to make the party more appealing.

by Charity April 18, 2003

Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.

Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.

by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025

oh my ness

a short way of saying oh my goodness and used when you choose not to say omg

john: i almost died yesterday!

tom: oh my ness

by Milo2010 April 3, 2021

thank u ness

One taught me LUV
One taught me Patience

And one taught me PaIn PaIN paIn paINnnnnNnn PaINus PaiNal

Mario is so basic thank u ness

by Elder Gay of the Mormons December 10, 2018

poe-ness

depressive or dark

That chicky at that dude's funeral was dressed in total poe-ness

by ajksdf ;lajklfkjnf October 10, 2007

Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.

Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.

by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025