slumdog n00b 

A newly impoverished adolescent that recently has been displaced into the slums due to unforeseen circumstances.

Saif's downward spiral into alcoholism was the cause of his wealthy parent's decision to remove his trust fund, and subsequently forcing him to move into the slums and solidifying his title for this week's slumdog n00b.

slumdog n00b by Duhnilo June 11, 2009

Literate n00b

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.

Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!

Literate n00b by I'm Lily August 20, 2005

uber n00b 

Someone with no micro and lacks blue shells.

Matt is a uber n00b especially when playing Mario Kart DD.

uber n00b by Toad March 20, 2005

pwned that n00b 

when you totally own someone at a game or other event. The loser is the n00b.

I pwned that n00b Joey at Mario Kart.

pwned that n00b by americanidol417 November 22, 2006

alpha n00b 

One who has mastered the art of n00bs, or one who is the leader of all n00bs.

Omfg! did you see james? he allmost pwn'd me, hes the Alpha n00b

alpha n00b by adam Valdez August 28, 2007

prep n00b 

1.One who is a low-life, friendless loser, who attempts to hang out with people who don't even that person exists.
2. Person who becomes preppy to trys and fit in with another crowd.
3. Current Preppy Person/Ex-Prep, who tries to be friends with a group of gamers.
Origin: MGM Lunchroom, 2006, Huntsville, Alabama.

"Hey Choche, go the hell away, you prep n00b! Nobody likes you!" -Curtis McDaniel Boone

prep n00b by Johnny Boy INC! July 6, 2007

teh n00b school bus 

The usually refered to term when n00bs(word commonly used to someone who sucks at a game or is new to a game) are owned(pwned)in a phrase that suggests that the person was owned so badley they were taken to school by the person who just owned them, suggesting that the person they owned took teh n00b school bus.

Game: HEADSHOT
Player 2: Nooooooooo!
Player 1: You just got taken to school my friend, have a good ride on teh n00b school bus!

teh n00b school bus by Jmashed September 6, 2008