Wanna see my balls

When your two hairy balls are in need of O² so you need to get them out of your pants

~OR

You need to flex your huge balls

Adolf hitler: Wanna see my balls?

Joseph stalin: You don't have any you fucking retard!

Wanna see my balls by IsuckdicksEveryday March 8, 2024

You’re stroking my balls 

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

You’re stroking my balls by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

Are you tickling my balls? 

This phrase is similar to the common English phrase "are you yanking my chain?" This phrase, however, is often reserved for more formal occasions and should be used when around figures of authority.

Boss: I will be giving you a raise.
You: No way dawg, are you tickling my balls?
Boss: Nah I am so deadass
You: You are such a legend, homie

Are you tickling my balls? by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Kenya put your jaws on my balls!

Can you put your jaws on my balls! but kenya replaces can you

Yin: Hey Wubbzy
Wubbzy: What?
Yin: Kenya put your jaws on my balls!

Kenya put your jaws on my balls! by paulhlki2025 April 18, 2026

I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what

Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls by Hugeballguy May 31, 2024

my hairy balls 

they are my balls, and they are hairy

i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls

my hairy balls by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005

my saggy balls 

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I found some bullets at a gas station and I did some research turns out that they are from an automatic assault rifle smdh (they were drill bits) found that on My Saggy Balls

my saggy balls by Nippletinsfinesthero January 10, 2018