Crotch Muppet

A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...

Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..

by -EMILY!- January 1, 2009

Muppet's Mouth

Slang word for vagina

My playsuit is riding right up my muppet's mouth.

by ohthatslovely February 20, 2012

fuck muppet

A varient of fuck monkey also a way of calling somebody stupid, but cooler.

Bob is such a fuck monkey.
Dammit, shut up John you fuck monkey!

by Super Balkan Warrior June 16, 2004

Mowing Muppets

The act of shooting multiple person with a firearm; most likely in a video game.

Last night I was mowing muppets with the M16.

by A.F.H December 19, 2008

Derpy Muppet

another way to call yourself a flaming faggot

dude derpy muppet

by Mythology January 6, 2014

Fuck Muppet

An insult meant to beguile and confound. But ask yourself, if someone called you a fuck muppet, you'd probably feel confused and insulted.

Hey Tony, come here; get a load of this fuck muppet.

Hey, fuck muppet!

by Guy swordington June 6, 2019

muppet baby

One who talks about guitars but never plays them. Also talks like a muppet.

I heard Muppet Baby talking about the time he broke his strings and then made a scarfice to Satan.

by derm June 18, 2005