muggles

noun. sweet sweet mary jane.

Muggles makes me so horny.

by Wedge November 16, 2003

cotton headed ninny muggin

a mean mean word used at the north pole with the elves
but your not a cotton headed ninny muggin!

buddy the elf.. whats your favorite color?

Buddy the elf is not a cotton headed ninny muggin.

by kkkkkttttttttt December 18, 2007

mugging

In some colleges in India; this term is now also termed to indicate a lot of studying.

He's mugging a lot these days. He wants a lot of good marks.

by hjpotter92 March 6, 2011

muggot

bovine slang word for cunt. regional

she had a cunt like a muggot

by dave loveridge April 5, 2008

Professional mugger

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.

Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.

by Apemanjon September 5, 2008

uggli muggli

a very ugly disturbing looking face.usaually involves nose cocked eyed eyes or bulging lips very large over powering teeth that takes up the face.

a plain old uggli muggli.

by dasha and sha April 23, 2008

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