Moral Contest

It's when two or more people try to fight over who's morally superior, In most cases, People who participate in these contests don't actually care much about morals, But just want to look better and feel superior to others, Which completely misses the point of morals.

Person 1: I have saved a dying bird!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I adopted a sick dog!
Person 3: What are they doing?
Person 4: Having a moral contest.

by DankLip54 August 5, 2020

Moral Highlander

Someone who thinks that when you're complaining about or trying to fix a problem, it means that you don't also care about other, possibly bigger problems because "there can only be one" thing that you care about.

Every time I say we need to bring back net neutrality, Carl moral highlanders me with "Well, I guess police brutality, kids in cages, and our crumbling health care system are all fixed, then."

by DisseminationMonkey August 20, 2020

Morahan

A place that has food, friends, and fire.

Un- where do you want to go?
Ev- morahan?
En- aye aye morhan

by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020

Moral Tampon

someone who's there for you when your astral asshole is leaky

man that guy is really cool, he's my moral tampon

by The MT June 17, 2021

mirvat

“the most beautiful, cutest and adorable human being on earth, mother of 2 children, abibido and aidusha. these 2 children shall become king and queen of mirvatland”

“i am mirvat.”

by baileysmom28 July 18, 2021

Marvan

He is cool, kind and like eating chicken nuggets. He is the coolest of all your friends and a good person to talk too. He is an amazing athlete and the best at every sport. That player that wins at every game he plays. He can motivate you to be the best that you can possibly be and achieve great things. Marvan can be a genius in his own way and can find his own ways to solve problems.

"Hey look it's Marvan check out his cool hat."
"When Marvan is around, things are gonna get better!"

by King Mars of Asia November 24, 2021

moraitis

a young women who needs to go toilet 24/7 it is what it is some one might say but hay you know what they say moraitis is a epic cool epic cool teacher frfr

Wow Mrs Moraitis is the best teacher ever in the whole world

by NiggaDeng December 1, 2022