Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
by GLiTcHflux August 31, 2006
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Get the mofro mug.A mix between the words 'Mirror' and 'Miracle', meaning that something or someone can look at itself or oneself and feeling that they are Special, Important, or a Miracle in some way.
by 星 July 9, 2009
Get the Mirrorcle mug.Hunny dip rolls up at a gas station behind you, but you don't want to look stupid and turn around and or stare. Flip your visor down and do some mirror chasin
by Brady, Nick, Greg March 22, 2008
Get the mirror chasin mug.An intense and physical game that involves four basic talents of:
1)speed
2)power
3)accuracy
4)technique
The Essentials:
-Objective- To throw the football into one of the three goals.
-People- 1 vs. 1, 1 vs. 2, 2 vs. 2, etc.
-Equipment- GOAL 1:One crate or crate-esque box (opening facing offense placed 7 feet away from the peak of 'The Arc'). GOAL 2:One trash can (opening facing offense placed slanted and leaning on the crate or crate-esque box). GOAL 3:One litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box (placed opening up anywhere at least ten feet behind the trash can). One stick to create 'The Arc'. One football.
-Rules- *Cannot penetrate 'The Arc'. If 'The Arc' is penetrated, then the other player(s) get ONE free shot from the peak of 'The Arc'.
*Offense can only throw underhand
*Contact is allowed (eg. pushing, shoving, etc., or full out killing if wanted)
*Fumbles are referred as a 'fumblerooski' and if recovered, the recoverer gets one turn
*One turn consists of minimum of 1 goal attempt and maximum of 3 goal scorings.
*No cheap over the head lobs. Through the legs is encouraged.
*Natural Boundaries determine out of play
*Play until bored, tired, or 7
-Scoring- GOAL 1(crate/crate-esque box)= 1pt.
GOAL 2(Leaning trash can)= 2 pts.
GOAL 3(litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box)= 3 pts. if ball lands inside then bounces out. 4pts./Wins the game if ball lands and stays in the box
**Make jerseys, have fun**
1)speed
2)power
3)accuracy
4)technique
The Essentials:
-Objective- To throw the football into one of the three goals.
-People- 1 vs. 1, 1 vs. 2, 2 vs. 2, etc.
-Equipment- GOAL 1:One crate or crate-esque box (opening facing offense placed 7 feet away from the peak of 'The Arc'). GOAL 2:One trash can (opening facing offense placed slanted and leaning on the crate or crate-esque box). GOAL 3:One litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box (placed opening up anywhere at least ten feet behind the trash can). One stick to create 'The Arc'. One football.
-Rules- *Cannot penetrate 'The Arc'. If 'The Arc' is penetrated, then the other player(s) get ONE free shot from the peak of 'The Arc'.
*Offense can only throw underhand
*Contact is allowed (eg. pushing, shoving, etc., or full out killing if wanted)
*Fumbles are referred as a 'fumblerooski' and if recovered, the recoverer gets one turn
*One turn consists of minimum of 1 goal attempt and maximum of 3 goal scorings.
*No cheap over the head lobs. Through the legs is encouraged.
*Natural Boundaries determine out of play
*Play until bored, tired, or 7
-Scoring- GOAL 1(crate/crate-esque box)= 1pt.
GOAL 2(Leaning trash can)= 2 pts.
GOAL 3(litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box)= 3 pts. if ball lands inside then bounces out. 4pts./Wins the game if ball lands and stays in the box
**Make jerseys, have fun**
by PeteandAustin August 16, 2006
Get the Mirror Ball mug.A small town known for a celebration called Cheese Days that is celebrated every other year. Its also the place where the Swiss Colony was born. Monroe has its fair share of slow driving old people and deuchebag cops. If you are looking for a smaller town to live in that still has a decent amount of stores to go to then this is it. It has a population of about 43,350 and counting. You get over charged for weed in this town so watch out. Monroe occasionally smells like cow poop for some reason. It also has a factory on one side of town that if it were to blow up would destroy half of the town. But other than that its a decent place to live.
by Rose Gilroy June 18, 2009
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