Sex Mop

That crazy wild mop on top of your head after crazy wild orgasmic sex filled with sweat and other debris that fell from the ceiling and walls as you woke your neighbors screaming and moaning, pounding against the wall.

This can be intensified with orgies.
John: Wow! look at your hair man! It is a mess!
Adam: Yea, well I just got done having wild crazy sex.
John: Thats what a call a "Sex Mop!"
by Gutterhead October 18, 2009
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Honey Mop

The small patch of hair on a man;s face, located under the bottom lip, also referred to as a soul patch.
"I wish I could save some of that sweet essence after I go down on my princesses vajayjay".

"Yo huggy bear, just grow your ass a honey mop and you'll have a flavor savor for hours".
by mojoson April 21, 2010
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mud mop

when a female takes a huge shit on an a mans chest and wipes her hair in it. also see mud squeegee
by timmboy23 April 08, 2006
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mop with the kids

when a family is so ghetto, that they can no longer afford mops, so they must "mop with the kids" instead of live with dirty floors.
dangnabbit, grab our son...the floor is filthy!

must we mop wit the kids, dear?

shut up
by zubawu January 21, 2005
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mop the floor

After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.
Christina: oh my god, I love being bulimic.
Josh: That's wonderful baby, now can you mop the floor?
by Thrice001 April 10, 2008
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mopping up

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.
"'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down."
by Rich Lyons May 28, 2008
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Mop joint

1. Someone who's only reason for breathing is to give mop people off aka give head
2. One who never smashes but just eats the pussy
3. One who gives neck
person 1: hope you didnt kiss stacy she's a mop joint
person 2: Na I didnt
person 2 then runs home and erases all pics of him and stacy kissing.
by gotzsole August 01, 2009
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