Mongoose

Like the vehicle in Halo, a mongoose is that one bro who every girl knows is there but no one wants to ride.

"God, there are like no guys at this party"
'What about Mike?"
"Nah he's such a mongoose"

by claymor1515 November 28, 2011

mongoloid

A race of people who inhabit East Asia and parts of Southeast Asia and Central Asia. In addition, some scientists classify American Indians as members of the greater Mongoloid race due to the fact that their ancestors came from Asia thousands of years ago.

Typical of members of the Mongoloid race are straight black hair, charcoal black eyes, a short, roundish face, a low nose bridge, high cheekbones and epicanthal fodes that give the appearance of "slanted" eyes.

This man has Visible Mongoloid Ancestry

by Mplad February 8, 2007

Mongolian barbecue

A variation on the classic "69" position, this act involves both partners licking each others' anus simultaneously.

Jane was tired of being the only salad tosser in the relationship, so she talked John into trying a little Mongolian barbecue.

by D4W May 27, 2006

mongoloid

1) An old fashioned name for someone with down syndrome, originating from the belief that people with down syndrome resembled Mongolians.

2) An offensive term for someone who is idiotic or stupid. Often shortened to mongo or mong.

I'm afraid your son is a mongoloid.

You spilt coke on the carpet you mongo!

by Bedlamite10 June 18, 2013

Mongolian Log War

When two people press their asses together and create an air tight seal. Then they both shit and try to push the log into the others body.

"Dude, we should have a Mongolian Log War because I bet I can burst a turd out of your chest like an alien."

by mazda6maniac October 14, 2011

mongolian rodeo

A gaysian gang bang of sorts, consisting of all gay Asian males, partaking in a sexual orgy.

"Hey Minh, do you want to go to the Mongolian Rodeo at Tom's house tonight? Jeff is going to be there and he said you could ride him like a horse."

by Gaysian Fanatic July 18, 2007

Mongoose

A cocky dick that talks to loads of girls, arrogant, self obsessed and overall a douche

God that guy is such a "mongoose"

by Myaahh April 24, 2015