When you dont fully wipe your butt and you sit down. The poo must harden in the shape of a pie crust in and around your butthole. Once you stand up and release the contact between your pie and the crust, the smell unleashes causing widespread riots and pandemonium around the world.
by BrunoPieCrust August 14, 2011
Get the Mikey D Pie Crustmug. The act of a woman laying on her back/shoulders against a bed with her pussy pointing to the ceiling, legs back towards her then the guy grabbing his nuts and inserting them into her pussy.
Depending on the bed and the lady, this may require her to lay on a low stool to ensure her pussy is at the right height
the stool can be used by the guy to hover over her pussy and lower himself.
It's the nicest feeling, (have to be hairless to appreciate it.)
Depending on the bed and the lady, this may require her to lay on a low stool to ensure her pussy is at the right height
the stool can be used by the guy to hover over her pussy and lower himself.
It's the nicest feeling, (have to be hairless to appreciate it.)
After fisting my subslut, I gave her Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae, the right nut was slightly painful, but the left nut, slipped in and popped out with ease.
by phred512 November 14, 2017
Get the Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundaemug. Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).
Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.
by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017
Get the Mikey (J Blige)mug. by Ariinationn December 9, 2021
Get the Mikey williamsmug. N; Adj;
Term used to describe the massive size of a Cocaine hit, popular term used in the Orange County Area.
Syn; half-g bump, Mount Everest hit, fuck-me-up fam, instant revive, skeeyee
Term used to describe the massive size of a Cocaine hit, popular term used in the Orange County Area.
Syn; half-g bump, Mount Everest hit, fuck-me-up fam, instant revive, skeeyee
Holy shit, that Mikey bump fucked me up! It filled up that whole mini metal shovel. I felt like I was skiing on Mount Everest.
by My Keys 🔑 March 5, 2024
Get the Mikey Bumpmug. Mikey is a mole rat who styles his hair just like sonic the hedgecunt. He thinks hes big just because he wakes up early to go to the gym when in reality hes just a skinny asswipe. His only redeeming quality is that he kinda of looks like the demonic and unchristian offspring of Derek Zoolander and a fucking dead rat
by Xx_Black Jesus_xX June 3, 2020
Get the Mikey McDonoughmug. Entitled idiot, bad mannered, immature person who brags about his immaturity and lack of manners on social media.
"Did you hear about the wanker who complained on Twitter when someone on a busy train asked him to use headphones instead of playing his music out loud? He thought everyone would be on his side. What a total Mikey."
by SnoozySuzy June 3, 2025
Get the Mikeymug.