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mexican circlejerk 

A group of either Mexican born but grown up in the USA (resident or undocumented) or second generation Mexican Americans who are unnecessarily patriotic. When they’re by themselves, you can carry on a normal conversation, but when too many gather in a group setting, they start to randomly shout out the Mexican State or City they’re from regardless of its relevant to what is being discussed. This habit tends to worsen if it’s being posted to any social media
*Walking around holding phone live streaming on Snap*
-Ey! Puro Nayarit!

*guy sitting at table*
-Puro Palestina!

-spectator on phone,that’s the 4th time he’s said that, we get it, we all know where your from, what a Mexican circlejerk
mexican circlejerk by WhyYouMad? September 19, 2019

Mexican Marshmallow 

to give a mexican marshmallow is to piss on a small ball of toilet paper, and then throwing it at someone else.
Steve was being a little bitch the other day so I gave him a good ol' Mexican Marshmallow.

mexican supplements 

The use of anabolics.
Are you on the Mexican supplements bro?

mexican crotch crickets 

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.
Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.

Mexican space shuttle 

a port-o-potty; port-o-let; port-o-john; portable toilet. named so because port-o-poddees are found predominantly in construction areas where Mexicans are known to frequent and work and their resemblance to a ramshackle space shuttle.
No bathrooms on this construction site, just Mexican space shuttles.

Jose was in the Mexican space shuttle for an hour, I wouldn't go in there.

That Mexican space shuttle is dirty.

Mexican AC 

The system of cooling off a car by rolling down the windows.
Bob: It's a hundred degrees out - I can't believe your car doesn't have air conditioning.

John: Shut up. It has Mexican AC - just roll down the window.
Mexican AC by Maldoven July 26, 2004