Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

Mermaid greeting

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.

I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.

by XdxcOkboomer November 25, 2023

Mermaid drugs

Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.

Did you see that chic, she's desperate for mermaid drugs.

by Han Don't youknow November 30, 2015

Mermaid Spit

The name for bong water when you accidentally ingest it.

Tommy just got mermaid spit from his bong.

by TIPSDIAMREM February 14, 2025

mermaid sex

when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard

wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena

by urfathersbuttplug December 08, 2021

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub

It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges

by Le on January 26, 2022