Melvin miller is normally a black male, loves to talk about how large his penis is even though it is super tiny. So funny that will make pee your pants, but if innaproprate stuff wasent alive he wouldent be funny. Hes a geek loser but makes people crack up.
by y8o3rhey98wf March 17, 2017

Melvin can be very controlling, over protective and great detective skills He is not afraid to speak up if he has too ,, don’t get melvin on your bad side but overall he’s a good person
by James ouston February 4, 2022

A nerdy but wholesome person. Complete opposite of the word chad. Melvins often wear glasses and are bad at talking to girls. Despite this though they are often kind to most people and highly respect women. A Melvin is very similar to a Nermal but lacks the condescending and incel like qualities a Nermal has.
Girl 1: Hey Tiffany why don’t you ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.
by CompletedSlinky December 21, 2019

by laura 🕸 November 21, 2021

He’s funny smart always trying to do to his best gets all the girls but he doesn’t know one of the biggest bozos you ever meet but at the end of the day it’s fun to have him as a best friend
by Usogueyguey November 7, 2021

A social outcast who needs to always be right with a more than considerable chance of being a pedophile.
by SamTheMelvinator December 2, 2023
