Not only the best mother fucking mechanic in rocket leage, but the most useful. This mechanic is preformed by driving backwards and hoping u hit the fucking ball.
by Let’shave_sex March 05, 2021
A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!
John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".
by anton at blue velvet March 31, 2014
The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.
Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
by HalfPint77 December 27, 2023
An unhoused person who has to repair their vehicle at every stop in the city. Most often seen in city parks.
Ricky earned his Urban Mechanic master mechanic rating at Yale Park after having to morph parts from various other vehicles to make his 1992 Winnebago drive able to get to the food bank for resupply. Many Urban Mechanics are also Urban Lumberjacks.
A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.
My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023
by Speedjunki September 01, 2016
To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.
“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”
by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021