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Quantum Dick Mechanics

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.
by FrostieCooky July 3, 2019
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mechanical rodeo bull

mechanical rodeo bull is when your giving your girl anal and slowly push your dick in her ass and say another girls name then you try to hold on for 8 seconds
i so gave her the mechanical rodeo bull last night while i watched zootube
by jaden schneider October 2, 2020
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blame mechanic

Someone who can expertly deflect blame for anything
to anyone smoothly and efficiently
she caught him ,but he's a blame mechanic, he convinced her they're just friends
by mbs133 October 10, 2020
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Chiller Mechanic

The ultimate service technician. They are the most skilled among the super fitters. They will not hesitate to tell you how awesome they are and will select the work they deem is up to their talents, which is constantly changing.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: I only work on machines that are Caribean Blue, because I am a chiller mechanic.
Non chiller mechanic: I am going to do a start up on this air cooled machine.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: You're not smart enough to do that.
by HVAC tech October 11, 2020
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bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.
Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!
by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017
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mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels
I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel
by 1937265285 October 30, 2017
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Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours
Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
by mtfort February 22, 2018
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