The non-penetrating sex act of sliding one's cock back and forth and in between the pussy lips of their partner. The back and forth motion is Like slicing up a holiday ham. Meat carving is often performed for clitoral stimulation and to induce vaginal wetness.
Dan's girlfriend was suffering from dry snatch so he did a little meat carving and got that baby slopping moist before giving her the bone.
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2015
by SouloCutz May 11, 2010
A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.
Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.
by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003
P1: Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever!!!
P2: No he is not all his roles are the same character.
P3: I totally agree with person 1 Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever and person 1 is never wrong
P2: MEAT RIDE!!!!!
P2: No he is not all his roles are the same character.
P3: I totally agree with person 1 Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever and person 1 is never wrong
P2: MEAT RIDE!!!!!
by Th3 2 N 0nly May 31, 2009
A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.
The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...
sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard
sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard
by Nicktacular August 11, 2009
by Tweaker ron January 22, 2014
When a girl is being eaten out and when the male takes a breath, the girl suddenly queefs on the males mouth.
by A niglet from Africa November 20, 2018