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Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.
Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew
by Super idol November 21, 2021
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matthew. he’s also tall. he’s full of trauma. he has a contagious laugh. matt is gay? matthew is not willingly homophobic. he’s kind. #ariesprince #sexy #spectacular
“Matthew might be a bottom
“Matthew is second tallest in the building
“Matthew hates twinks”
by val <3 :) December 13, 2021
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Matthew, the guy that picks his nose and eats it. Has a small peen , he always acts that he is bricked up but has an incher on a good day, he thinks he is cool but is not and has no style. He looks like a frog and smells like horse shit.
Matthew is a shadow.
by Matthew has a small peen April 4, 2022
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Damn Matthew is a bitch
by Dj_jd66 November 22, 2021
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Matthew

Stop.
Get rid of your ego.
We're all sick and tired of you stroking it like it's your cock.
Matthew keeps trying to define himself. He gets to stroke his ego every time. but this time, he won't.
by darthkotya June 30, 2022
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Matty is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, good-looking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in North Shore and Switzerland. I am the only caffeine in his life.
I wish my Matthew would like me, since I see him everywhere.
by GraceforMatty May 16, 2022
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Matthew is very mathematic, cybernetic, islamic, masculine, muscular, manly, hot, sexy, etc.
OMG ITS Matthew! - MATHEMATIC CYBERNETC MATT!
by MathematicMatt April 26, 2022
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