Mary

She had a little lamb, got impregnated by god, and gave birth to Jesus.

Its official: SHE THE GOAT

"Where did Mary's lamb go?"
"Jesus probably turned it to wine."

by YoMomsSugaMomma July 11, 2017

Mary

She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.

Man 1: This is my daughter, Mary. She’s a furry.
Man 2: You castrated the lamb, right?
Man 1: ...

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

mari

means "no teeth" in swahili language spoken by the people of Belize

"Look ma, MARI!"
You go to the dentist, the dentist says "MARI"... You cry.

Your grandma has "MARI".

by jus a lil bit March 2, 2005

Mary

One busted bitch.
It means when you see a thot and she nasty and makes you wanna bleach your eyes that’s a Mary

“Damn marys just a Mary like damn she ugly”

by M.ary.thot October 2, 2018

Mary

1. a queso loving bitch

Watch out, Mary might spill her queso on you and everything you hold dear!

by fratmoelich October 18, 2017

Mary

cunt

roberta is such a mary

by whyislifesolifey May 29, 2018

Maris

The act of sudden, random violence against an inanimate object after losing one's temper with said object. Primarily involves inflicting massive damage, usually with an axe or other suitable weapon, but may also include defecating in/on the object in question afterwards.

He lost his temper then Maris'ed his car right up

by Razorjack October 1, 2010