How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by ZjierbBDG June 25, 2021

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 03, 2021

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 06, 2025

too many moving parts

Used to say that an idea or project won't work because it's too complex

I'll never be able to do this project, there's too many moving parts !!

by Colombine April 20, 2017

it’s national make mani a edit

ok january 2nd you have to make @therealdiorli/ mani a edit

dior: you should make me a edit

lulu : if i fell like it or have the motivation

dior ; it’s national make mani a edit day

by unknownuser33047 January 02, 2022

How many people use discord

More than one person used discord trust me I met more people other than me on discord (Am not dumb this is a joke lol

Me: hello is anyone on this server but for me?
Person: Yes me
Another person: more than 100 people are in this server -_-
Me: how many people use discord?

by Simpingperson June 29, 2022

Man of many moons

Defined: Man of many moon's . A life of dark times as the moon with light in the darkness.

As obstacles are to be moved, so are the shadows with the moon.

One who looks up and never see's the same image.

Example: Such as life, so does the day from night, man of many moons.

Being Defined: Man of many moon's,

the journey that never hid the moon.

Truly,

Jonathan

Scott

Howard.

by JonScott Howard May 21, 2025