Manchester United

The most successful team in the United Kingdom. They have millions of fans worldwide with fanclubs based in Laos, Thailand, China, England and Japan, to name a few. Many of their fans experience arrogance, delusions of grandeur and expectations of constant success. Founded in 1878,they were originally known as Newton Heath LYR F. C and were formed by workers on the tough Mancunian railway line. They are now widely regarded by many to be the best club of all time with 20 league titles(7 English Top Division, 13 Premier League) 2 English Second Division titles, 3 European Cups, 1 UEFA Cup, 12 FA Cup titles, 5 Football League Cups, 21 FA Community Shields, 1 European Cup Winners Cup, 1 European Super Cup, 1 Intercontinental Cup and 1 Fifa Club World Cup. Their 1998/99 season in which they completed a treble, which consists of a Premier League title, an FA Cup and a Champions League all in one season, made them the first British and as of writing, only British team to do it. They have strong rivalries with bitter rivals Manchester City and historic rivals Liverpool, the 4th biggest team of all time, Leeds United and Arsenal.

"Who do you support, bro?"

"Leicester City"
"Cool, I like Manchester United

by Plimplom January 2, 2022

Manchester Punch

Spitting on the fist and forcefully penetrate the rectum

I gave the girl a nice Manchester Punch the other day. She still cannot walk.

by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024

Manchester Handshake

Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.

Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!

by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013

Manchester Derby

The Battle between Manchester City and Manchester United

Tommorows the FA CUP Final or Manchester Derby

by Droit June 12, 2023

manchester ohio

Lots and lots of ice heads
Lots and lots of whores
Lots and lots of hillbillies

You just can't go wrong here

That place, Manchester Ohio, is just so horrible.

by Myfatherwasamoonshiner69 February 12, 2019

manchester scum

United fans who still believe their team is great

Let's go watch the Manchester scum embarasss themselves again

by Vynnee November 11, 2020

Manchester

A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within either 24 hours or within a mutually agreed upon time frame, otherwise punishable with an open hand slap to the face. However if the Manchestered individual succeeds, they are then allowed to slap the individual who put the Manchester into motion. So Manchester with care.

Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda

Example 1:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)

by illyvilly September 24, 2019