Gag a maggot with a spoon.

It means well.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."

by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009

Maggot

An animal; But for us, it is how Joey Jordison called us, as Slipknot fans. "Maggots"

Basically, Maggot represents how fans feed off of Slipknot's music. The tradition started when Joey Jordison started calling the band members Maggots. Soon thereafter, the fans started referring to themselves as "Maggots".

They also made an song called " The pulse of the maggots" so it's kinda serious. Slipknot rocks btw

we are the new diabolic
we are the bitter bucolic
if I have to give my life, you can have it
we are the pulse of the maggots

Pulse of the Maggots.

by i buy my crack my smack my bit June 25, 2022

maggot nectar

Maggot nectar is a derogatory term used to deride a dog-looking donkey faced trollop dolled to the nines.

"Oh, that tramp thinks she's so sweet, but she's just maggot nectar"

by dereleekt December 15, 2009

Door maggot

Someone displaying less than quality characteristics or going out of their way to be a dick.
Someone known for upsetting a Gary..

“See that guy on the news who robbed that old lady?”
“Yeah that guys a complete door maggot.

by Captn wizdom February 8, 2024

MAGGOT

An annoying child, like a younger sibling that is useless and like a parasite.

My littlest sister is a maggot.

by roflcopterlolroflmao February 4, 2012

Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.

"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."

by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019

Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.

Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010