Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

by bdo17 May 6, 2024

Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye

I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there

by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024

Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.

After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.

by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024

Maryland

Maryland is a Greek YouTuber most known for her Vlog videos.

Vlogmas is a video series showcasing Maryland's everyday life during the holiday season.

by niftythirty September 11, 2024

Maryland Chilidog

When a sexual partner is sucking your genitalia and she proceeds to then throw up on your genitalia.

Mark was with his girlfriend and she gave him a Maryland Chilidog.

by Cucker1000 March 9, 2026

Maryland Chilidog

When a girl is preforming a fellatio on semi-hard genitalia and then proceeds to throw up on said genitalia. Then the girl stops to admire the artwork made. (First preformed in Maryland)

Aidan and his girlfriend were in bed and due to Aidan having erectile disfunction his penis was not fully hard. His girlfriend then proceeded to throw up on his semi-hard penis, then stoped to admire her artwork, therefore preforming a Maryland Chilidog.

by Cucker1000 March 9, 2026

maryland father

An undocumented immigrant from El Salvador who is a known MS-13 member.

This Maryland father is a “good man”

by anonymous April 29, 2025