Wop Machine

Slang for the juul vaporizer.

Brotha 1: Yoo you tryna light up a boge right quick?
Brotha 2: Nah bruv my wop machine will get me just as nic ripped.

by Chill Jill May 22, 2017

butt machine

The butt machine is a gay robot that will sneak up on you and penetrate your butt with his metalic exstension.

a gay robot is also known as a romo

You better sit down, i heard the butt machine is loose again.

by TDowns August 17, 2007

Love Removal Machine

this is open to interpretation. It's the title of a 1987 hit by the band the Cult. My guess is that the singer is referring to his girlfriend. This is funny: we all know that people want to give love. And get it. But remove it? What the hell is going on here? The lyrics to this song are incredibly dumb. Still, I like this song a lot. It's so stupid it's cool. You can't help but like it. It's just one of those things. It's stupid fun ;)

When I walked out of the El Dorado casino and out to the Reno Strip I heard a radio blasting from a passing car. The song was Love Removal Machine by the Cult.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 19, 2006

The Crane Machine

The crane machine is a form of tea-bagging. This form of tea-bagging involves the person to grab his penis, and use it as a joystick to direct himself towards the target. He then pushes the head of his penis in and places the testicles on the desired area.

Doctor Jones, would you like the crane machine?

by Fuzzykins570 April 22, 2009

Deus Ex Machina

Situation in which one escapes by means noone could distinctly or indirectly predict.

Plot device in which the author makes up stupid shit to save his character.

None needed.

by larstait October 8, 2003

Machiavellian delay

A conscious delay in response for the purpose of not appearing too overly eager to respond.

"I reject the concept of a Machiavellian delay. I think social networking has made this tactic transparent. The new ethic is authenticity, which lends itself to fluid communication."

by shadyladyk March 6, 2010

Machaizelli

The greatest person ever to have lived. This person is a wonderful photographer, great friend, and sexy beyond belief. He is also probably an African prince, however this may not always be true. He has the heart of a lion.

Person 1: That guy is really f*cking awesome...
Person 2: Of course he is, he's Machaizelli!

by Rawrrrrr[: August 25, 2011