American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.)

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.

The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

by Darla's Driver August 13, 2012

take mans twix by force

When you are armed with a gun and you perform a intimidate daylight robbery.

Guy1: Woah dude, did you buy all these yourself from costco?
Guy2: Nah, I tried to take mans twix by force and they gave it for free.

by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018

Rich Mans Wank

To jerk off into a condom.
Generally for people that have a lot of money.

Woah, hes rich.. obviously does the Rich Mans Wank

by DenV May 29, 2007

Short Mans Syndrome

When a Vertically Challanged male tries to make up for his lack of height (normally to the opposite sex) with various obnoxious/annoying stunts, usually with a detramental effect to the popularity/confidence of the people around him. This decreasing of others' confindence makes the sufferer feel more important. Unfortunatly there is no known cure.

John: Hello Lucy I was wondering if you would go to the Cinema with me on saturday?
Percy(who suffers from Short Mans Syndrome):Hey Lucy, did you know John enjoys German Fetish Porn ??
Lucy: Oh my god wtf ??
Percy: Yeah its true.
John: Omg no it isnt!!
Lucy: Err bye...
John: Wtf did you do that for ?? Now she hates me.
Percy:Yayy !! I feel important!! I don't feel short anymore!!
John: Twat.

by Dr.Fillipe I. N. Nicholas BSc. April 21, 2009

poor mans

in wrestling when u grab your opponents dick and balls and pull

today in wrestling i gave conner hersh a poor mans

by dirks bently December 28, 2009

The Naked Mans Curryfest

Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.

Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"

by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009

who's mans

who's mans is a bullshit phrase used by angsty teens when upset at random situations

*John spills milk all over Sarah's phone*
Sarah: "WHO'S MANS!??"

by EASYBAKEITUP December 3, 2016