by Divide and Conquer April 23, 2006
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by skater hot dude man November 24, 2007
Get the Myspace mug.A place where 40 year old guys make their myspace name "sk8rboy125" or "hornysexychick00" and try to get kids to come to there house.
40 year old guy: "Hey dude I got a 14 year old girl to come to my house because i put my profile picture as a buff teenage boy!"
Other 40 year old guy: "Cool, I got another 13 year old boy yesterday because i made my profile name 'smokinhotgirl' and put a picture of a teenage girl in a bikini."
TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO GO TO MYSPACE!
Other 40 year old guy: "Cool, I got another 13 year old boy yesterday because i made my profile name 'smokinhotgirl' and put a picture of a teenage girl in a bikini."
TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO GO TO MYSPACE!
by duh13 July 6, 2009
Get the myspace mug.1. A place where people can't fit in the real world. So they fit in the virtual world.
2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends.
3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality.
4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner.
5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life.
6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love"
7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.
2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends.
3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality.
4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner.
5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life.
6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love"
7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.
"Are you Daphne from myspace?"
"Yes I am."
"Why is your updated pic so..not you?"
"Photoshop"
"...."
"Yes I am."
"Why is your updated pic so..not you?"
"Photoshop"
"...."
by akatsuki2132 October 15, 2008
Get the Myspace mug.by Nicolesucksdick May 21, 2008
Get the myspace mug.The ULTIMATE game, where the primary goal is to collect three things:
FRIENDS - #1
COMMENTS - #2
SLUTTY GIRLFRIENDS FROM KOREA - #3.
FRIENDS - #1
COMMENTS - #2
SLUTTY GIRLFRIENDS FROM KOREA - #3.
by Blink-lad September 26, 2008
Get the MySpace mug.A popular website for children (it's not for children!), teens, and adults. It is also the main feasting ground for pedophiles (Serves you right kids). A handful of people on MySpace lie about their age.
0H!M3s0H0rNy (MySpace age: 13, Real Age: 44): Hey, wanna get together sometime at your house when you're alone?
Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)
Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)
by Tony Huynh April 16, 2008
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