Lesbian Lords

The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.

“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”

by itsamarething07 July 3, 2020

lord of the bung

a dumbass, who gets worshiped by other dumbasses.

Allen is the lord of the bung

by S Dubs May 12, 2008

Lord Frassa

Our lord and savior Lord Frassa

All bow down to Lord Frassa

by Iwilleatdapuwy November 14, 2018

Lord helmet

When a mans penis head is bigger than the shaft looking like a mushroom.

Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.

by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017

Traci Lords

A female who lied about her age to get into the porn industry in the 70's and 80's. Best known for her moaning.

Guy: "Dude I saw a movie with Traci Lords in it and when she was moaning I thought she was gonna explode!"

Girl: "I know she really gets me going!"

by The Critic December 27, 2007

slum lord

People who own property and rent it out to low income people for more than the property is worth and never bother to keep the rentals up to health code standards. Rich people who make their money victimizing low income families.

We asked the land lord to fix the leaky water faucet, and get rid of the cockroaches, but he won't do it; the guy is just another 21st century slum lord.

by Merrily McCarthy July 17, 2003

LORD FARQUAAD

the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky

I just wish I had someone to follow *INSERT LORD FARQUAAD*

by SkRt GaNg09 June 9, 2018