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The Lone Blumpkin

When you are flexible enough to give yourself head while taking a shit on the toilet.
I was bored one day so i decided to do the lone blumpkin. Twas very steamy.
by therealtomkiely January 12, 2012
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lonely nigger

"We got Swatowski."
"Thats one lonely nigger, this ain't hockey"
by Yillis May 17, 2006
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Lonely Settlement

When someone is so lonely that they will be attracted to whoever pays them any sexual attention.
What the hell? Why is Laura going out with Jack? He's kind of a loser.
No guys ever talk to her. It's just your average case of lonely settlement.
by Sleet October 12, 2009
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Lonely Island

When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.
Haha! can see That Lonely Island!
by jeff93 January 7, 2010
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lonely ass

It’s you when you don’t have a Valentine for St-Valentines day
« You are such a lonely ass, how can you not have a date for Valentine’s Day »
by cannot handle February 12, 2020
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lonely pockets

A tragically flat female backside, termed as such because the back pockets on her jeans/skirt/shorts/etc... have little, if anything, to keep them company.
I like my girls built like Vida Guerra. You, on the other hand, prefer the ones with lonely pockets.
by HarshLindsey November 10, 2007
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a lonely lighthouse

a polite version of severe paranoia.
a person (most likely a female) who often feels deeply alone and dismissed for no reason whatsoever, usually only because of the sheer fear. this drives her to the road of insanity and misinterpretaion of the reality. usually winds up saying bad things she does not really think and pushing away people she really likes. she therefore ends up with the instant feeling of guilt, regret and - paradoxically- truly alone.

the lighthouse reffers to the state of mind- a person is so closed within, so self-centered and emotionall that is also extremaly crazy, overthinking and overanalizing in addition.

no one can really stay around the lighthouse too long without getting furious and mad.
- so man, wanna date the friend that I introduced to you?
- I don't know bro, she seems such a lonely lighthouse, those girls are crazy as sh**.
by vlaknejede August 24, 2014
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