logi bear

A cuddly animal most commonly found in the pantry; this animal loves cookies and other sweets.

1. Quick, hide the cookies before the logi bear gets them!

2. -Hey hunny.. do you know what happened to the muffins that were in the pantry?

-Why no dear, i guess the logi bear ate them.

by Adrian Simor December 18, 2008

Laggie

The baddest bitch in the world. Laggie will teach you about clits, dicks, and thrush. Laggie doesn't take no bullshit.

kid 1: Oh damn where is my clit?!
kid 2: idk man why don't you ask laggie you stupid fucknut

by beards4lyfe July 10, 2009

Dry Logging

A condition involving the feces of a habitual, binge drinker. Dry Logging results from dehydration from too much alcohol causing the drinker's feces to be come rigid and crusty and sometimes even rough. Dry Loggers often create worse conditions like trucker's knuckles or tear an anal fissure.

Jim is a weekend warrior. He starts partying at 5:00 p.m. on Fridays and doesn't stop until Sunday evening. All of his rowdy drinking dehydrates him. Despite is water intake, it can't keep up with the booze and he always winds up Dry Logging at the office on Monday morning.

Sandy: What is the sound? It sounds like someone straining and then whimpering. Is there a hurt animal in the parking lot?
Receptionist: No. No animal. It's Jim from the Business Office. He's Dry Logging the executive washroom. He does it every Monday before Mr. Brandt arrives.

Sandy: Sounds painful.
Receptionist: Yes. I heard a couple months ago he ripped an anal fissure. Guess he was out a few days.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

laggin like a motherfucker

A term used to describe the amount of fail lag at gigabits lan center.

Im up here at gigabits and it's laggin like a motherfucker. P.S. Tom says "Hi!"

by Sapp726 July 14, 2009

loggage

n. The enormous, burdensome lump of shit you carry around in your gut that awaits sweet release.

Larry: "Dude, let's go for a jog."

George: "No fucking way, I've got a ton of loggage to deal with first."

by Bjorn Bumquist August 8, 2009

logged in

Being ready to do something. Usually poised in the form of a question to see if someone is ready to go. It can also apply to being in the right mind set to go somewhere. Usually asked before a social function or get together.

"Hey man I can't wait for this party Are you logged in?"
"No man I need to take some shots then I'll be logged in"

by HobbyLover November 1, 2013

loggersexual

Hipster transplant to pacific northwest and dons flannels, a beard and Frye boots not for setting choker in the woods, but for going out to fake dive bars and getting their over-under haircut from a female, who calls herself a barber.

Where you headed? Down to the Doug Fir to drink some Pabst and listen to Bon Iver.....You're so loggersexual!

by Loggersexual August 2, 2016