Lesbian Standoff

A situation where two lesbians are attracted to each other, but each side is waiting for the other to make the first move.

Me and Brianna were in a lesbian standoff for 6 whole months before I finally worked up the courage to be the one to go first and ask her out!

by Too Gay for Gay August 29, 2022

Mayonnaise Lesbian

A homosexual that panics when someone of the same gender is interested in them. Mayonnaise Lesbians attempt to slide away, out of pure panic

Person 1: just tell her that you like her back
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian

by GodConfirms February 27, 2020

Ur Dad Lesbian

An amazing comeback to “ur mom gay” this phrase will also warp the time continuum.

Lenard: ur mom gay
Latrice: ur dad lesbian
*thanos engulfs half the planet”

by Thanoseater April 4, 2019

Penis Car Lesbian

It is Dick Van Dyke’s modern name
- Dick is a penis
- Van is a car
- Dike is a rude way of saying a lesbian

Person 1:Hey I love the Chimney man in Marry Poppins. What is his name in real life?
Person 2: Penis Car Lesbian

by Absent Shadow April 19, 2019

screw you guys im king lesbian

when your local kwel jewish friend is in love with his lesbian teacher but yet doesnt know what lesbain means so---

Kyle "screw you guys im KING lesbian"

by YourNewFather November 19, 2021

Lesbian

Why the hell are you looking up the definition of lesbian you desperate butthole!

I am a a lesbian.

by GRASS SNIFFER December 5, 2017

Lesbian Mule

A vulgar term aimed toward mean and or stubborn females.

Samantha is such a lesbian mule!

by Eric Pete May 13, 2007