by Chocolatecoveredwatermelon December 10, 2013
Get the lemon whoremug. A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!
by beans lad July 26, 2011
Get the Combustible lemonmug. The strongest alcoholic beverage that an underage person can legally buy. It's usually sold in 1 oz. bottles for about $4 each, so it's not at all cheap. However the alcohol content can be as high as 84% (168 proof), so it's almost worth it. Also, it burns worse than any other alcoholic beverage when going down. Don't shoot it.
Matt could handle 10 shots of 151 without too much trouble, but when he tried the same with lemon extract he had to get his stomach pumped.
1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade
After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.
1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade
After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.
by Nick D October 29, 2003
Get the lemon extractmug. Dan - I'm getting so tired of seeing pictures of naked models with boring slit vagina's. Where are all the hot chicks with ham wallets?
Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.
Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.
by lostlast May 2, 2012
Get the Lemon Vagmug. 
A person that may have very little friends, 1 or 2 hobbies ,keep things to themselves a kind of sour person until they met a person that made them not as sour but will be sour to people that hurt their kind of sweet person that was sweet to them which made them a non sour person
Lemon boy: why do you have to be so nice to me
sweet person/ person that changed them: because I saw that you were being a lemon boy and wanted to see if I you make you have a soft spot for someone
sweet person/ person that changed them: because I saw that you were being a lemon boy and wanted to see if I you make you have a soft spot for someone
by Sillyfoo:D March 20, 2021
Get the Lemon boymug. When one individual whips out their penis and the the corresponding individual is laying on their side. Then the individual with the penis in hand begins to urinate in ones ear lobe creating a funnel affect.
by LemFun July 21, 2021
Get the Lemon Funnelmug.