Latte-mammor

Swedish term for rich young moms that hang out in cafés with their expensive branded prams and dress up their babies as small fitting accessories. Everyone else is expected to think that their kids are wonders, and they do not hesitate to breastfeed and change nappies without even leaving the café table.

Yesterday I had to wait for 20 minutes in the Starbucks line while Latte-mammor were getting their lattes. I am done with these crying babies.

by faked l.udsry, June 3, 2022

Cleveland Latte

This one is a lot cleaner than its OG cousin, the Cleveland Steamer. When you go to take a shit and you’re constipated, suddenly you’re craving something sweet and creamy. You summon your hot, new, lactating baby mama who pops out her luscious boobs for you to suckle on. Crisis averted!

“I was so thirsty last night I got my girlfriend to give me a Cleveland Latte while taking a giant shit while on the porcelain throne!”

by FireLG75 May 12, 2022

Strawberry Latte

When you're eating a girl out while she's on her period and then she has diarrhea all over your face.

Mmm, I ordered a creme soda but that barista gave me a strawberry latte instead.

by dubsfilth February 23, 2024

french vanilla latte

This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.

Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes

by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024

Double edged special latte

The act of ordering a large iced latte from Dunkin Doughnuts and while double teaming the cashier pour it in their mouth and asshole for a foamy whipped cream clap.

Hi welcome to Dunkin Doughnuts, how may I help you? Yeah can I get a double edged special latte. Oh my... *call the cops*

by Sexual treat May 12, 2019

Cockroach Latte

A man or woman that blends live cockroaches into a latte and pours it into their gaping butthole.

I can’t wait to make a cockroach latte tonight to impress the ol’ lady!

My favorite kink is the Cockroach latte

by Malk Juice June 12, 2025

the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018