buddy lasagna

buddy lasagna is a term that @cuban_babyyy_ and @joshani_yy came up with.

buddy lasagna is lasagna that is made from a man’s private parts. it is then put into a meat grinder and then made as regular lasagna. so females if your man is cheating or just being dumb just make him some buddy lasagna using his wood and feed it to him.

we are the ceo’s!!!! before any of you bitches try to say you came up with it.

yeo im bout to feed this man some buddy lasagna

by suckyourmomhoe August 26, 2022

Lasagna Effect

Tastes better the next day
Food
Sex
Drank

Bro she had that Lasagna Effect in the mornin'

by MEOWZONES April 13, 2023

Lasagna

The sound that a turkey makes.

Dude did you hear about that turkey's Lasagna?

by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024

Bitch Lasagna

This is what your called when you challenge the one and only king of YouTube

Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be
Sit the fuck down T-Series
I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose
So best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you
We're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you
Zero
Bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series
Looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve your bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob, and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon, while you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and
Let's throw this fucking party with some
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just wetting their pajama
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million

by BitchLasagana4Ever February 12, 2019

eggplant lasagna

When you stick the eggplant in her lasagna

Hey honey let's make eggplant lasagna.

by DumbShit69420 March 12, 2023

Dirty Lasagna

Used as an expression when you and your Hot flatmate share a dinner, smash back a bottle of wine and then have sex.

Me and Emily had a dirty lasagna last night!

by EvanFromSuperbad90 November 5, 2021

toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.

After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.

by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025