Landon Hacker

Good at golf and has a big dick

Landon Hacker is a🐐

by Mr.Dino May 8, 2022

Jack landon

Nonce who likes kids and dates and chats up 13 year olds when he's 17

Jack landon is a nonce

by Ihatejacklandon March 17, 2020

landon donovan

The poster boy of US soccer who has no talent or skill and a hairline that makes him look 40. Often dissed by Steven Cohen and Nick Geber on the sirius satellite radio show World Soccer Daily.

Landon Donovan is one of the most overrated soccer players today.

by uncsoccerrox August 30, 2006

landon donovan

the biggest pussy in US soccer history

Landon Donovan couldn't cut it in Germany, so was content to dominate in L.A. living with his actress girlfriend while reading and beleiving the hype that the US was going to make an impact at this World Cup like they did in 2002

by Robert Glory June 25, 2006

landon king

This is the act of acting gay in front of girls but later getting in there pants.

Shaun said " dude stop doing a Landon King"

by Happysnap November 23, 2016

landon guy

The only ass that a Landon Guy gets is the ass of his fellow MALE peer. Why would u go to a all boy school if u like girls, cuz ur a homo and a faggot. Landon Guys have huge, gay orgies in their locker rooms after lax games.

landon guys are faggots.

by landon sux dick March 11, 2005

landon james

landon is the most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. he is the nicest, most caring, and talented person ever. landon is very loyal and is always there when you need him.

He reminds me of a Landon James, extremely caring!

by craig the popsicle January 5, 2019