lace gnome

Mythical little creature that sneaks out of his lair to untie your shoelaces

That pesky lace gnome has done my shoes again

by Deirdre Rasheed January 20, 2018

big d lace

Big D Lace is the manliest man of all time. He emanates testosterone and makes every man around him feel lesser.

E.g. "Hey bro, I saw this absolute stallion at the mall before."
"He sounds like a bit of a Big D Lace to me."
"I know right!!!"

by Rossssssss September 20, 2021

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015