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Krismarie

Krismarie is a really pretty girl and she loves her man zayd.
I love krismarie!
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HELL YEAHHHH!!
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Krista Shauerte

Beauty that rivals mythilogical goddesses. A woman whom is heart is big and always loving everything. Has a gorgeous smile and makes anyones day by just seeing her. ALWAYS carries an aura of happiness that as soon as you get close to her you have no choice but to be happy and care free. Always there for both family and friends. And able to steal even the strongest of hearts with only a quick look.
"Did you see that girl?" "Yeah! She must be like a Krista Shauerte!"
by IfICouldFindYouNow August 24, 2011
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Kismass

Respectful way of telling Kiss my ass when in a holy site in the august presence of religiously sensitive people and in the absence of sensible reporters, so that you could say the nasty thing faking it sound like a religiously acceptable expression.

This way you get praised for cussing someone publicly and keep your constituency intact.

The credit goes to ... Rick Gorka and his boss Mitt Romney performing in Poland for inspiring me to shove this term in here.

If only I had had the inspiration earlier, I could have saved poor Ricks job, assuming that he regularly refers to Urban Dictionary for inspiration.
Rick: " Kismass! This is a holy site! Show some respect!"
by Fake Pudit August 4, 2012
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kismat

when a guy loves 6 girls, it's a problem but when 6 girls love 1 guy, it's a kismat
by Sexydimma February 21, 2015
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krishard

Krishard has a small penis. Is at athletic but my good at basketball usally gets his ankles broken
I never want to be a krishard
by Hannaji May 19, 2016
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krisarah

A really retarded person who is sometimes cool but mostly boring
Yo that person is a krisarah
by Tabian2 June 2, 2016
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kismat

when a guy loves 6 girls, it's a problem but when 6 girls love 1 guy, it's a kismat
by Sexydimma October 10, 2016
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