kleenex mansize

a man who is still justa boi, treating ladys bad,i.e ,shouting abuse at them infront of hes mates to look big, but really he isnt! and has a small box! and would need a tissue if she shouted back, or came close ,because hes really scared of her, because shes too much of a lady really

Boi shouts,"hey you sket, what are you looking at?"or "you skank",dirty rat"!!!lady just replys"shut up kleenex mansize"!!nuff sed and she walks off smiling!!

by mynameisnotearl January 25, 2009

kleengex

this is when the last two kleenex in the box stick together

"Don't worry, i have a kleenex for you. Mine was a kleengex.

by dennispt June 6, 2009

Kleefa

A dry valley, between two hills. A safe place to rest away from noise and disturbance. A resting place. A comforter.

Can you see that awesome kleefa? I could rest my head there!

From the ridge I could see the kleefa.

The two hills met at a deep kleefa like two massive breasts in the skyline.

by Ngaizone February 7, 2010

kleeing it

when a male goes to a party specifally for alcohol and/or drugs and purposely neglects opposite sex.

John: "you trying to get some bitches tonight?"
Erik: "nahhhh yo im kleeing it."
John: "Werd. mad ugly bitches"

by j buons May 15, 2010

klonebone

When u fuck someone who looks like your ex

Dave ditched me so I kloneboned Cody

by shadowhooper March 7, 2014

kloeuphorie

The sudden realization that one has a working toilet!

Tom realized, in a moment of pure euphoria, he has a working toilet! kloeuphorie!

by Frodel June 10, 2014

kleenex cocktail

The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.

Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"

by Sweggy Zack June 20, 2014