Kitchen Hawk

A person or creature who spends most of their time in or around the kitchen, searching for or "hawking" large amounts of any leftovers or recently cooked meals.

Someone ate my leftover chicken, I bet a kitchen hawk nabbed it.

by TheHawk1 February 22, 2010

Kitchen Viper

She who crushes your soul, then wipes her hands off on her apron.

Well the old kitchen viper has spoken... said today that if I want to get a 2x10 combo, then something else has to go.

by pidulgi May 16, 2011

fungus kitchen

Vagina

Being an all male residence, we were surprised to awaken to the overpowering scent of her fungus kitchen. Perhaps that's why a couple of the guys switched teams.

by Robert C Reynolds October 23, 2017

Lillys kitchen

Means lovely food

John asked 'where can I get some good grub round here' to which Steve answered 'try the burger van it's proper lillys kitchen'

by Hotoldclunge May 20, 2019

kitchen equipment

kitchen equipment is slang for a female vibrator for the purposes of sexual gratification.

i'm going to the store today to buy some clothes and some {kitchen equipment }while i'm at it.

by jinnf January 15, 2018

kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.

"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"

by l0lm4tt August 23, 2011

kitchen zen

The process by one methodically prepares an entire meal, cleans up, sweeps, puts away all cookware, dishes and leaves a sparkling clean kitchen-- all in a discrete period of time. It is akin to such scenes out of Disney movies where all is completed as if by magic.

It was amazing to watch her/his kitchen zen-- and the meal was fabulous!

by Dawgmum June 16, 2009