kirby prank

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!

My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.

by MangoBomber August 4, 2016

Colorado Kirby

The act of blowing marijuana smoke directly up another's ass.

I took a massive bong hit and gave her the good ol' Colorado Kirby.

by 50Gunner1984 March 18, 2024

Drew Kirby

Absolute sped. Very tall and skinny but despite his lanky stature, he is very good at sports. Typically baseball but sometime basketball. A major flirt even though he is such an ugly fuck. Every girl despises him but he just keeps trying.
Basically a fucking parasite to the human existence. Fuck this kid

Person 1-Did you have sexy with Drew Kirby?
Person 2-Yes, his peepee was small

by adjhafljgefpiusf March 29, 2019

kirby slurp

Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.

Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later

by K.Roman June 7, 2022

Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.

Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.

by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021

Kirby picture

If you receive a picture a Kirby from a female. This means she probably thinks you are attractive.

Drew: I have nice hands
Angela: *kirby picture

by Redcockrock248 July 8, 2021

Kirby

The hottest boy you’ll ever meet he may seem werid but a hella cute kinda werid when you get to know him he is the nicest guy ever. Once you find him you’ll wanna stay with him forever he’ll love you forever if you give him a chance ......

I can’t wait til I find a kirby

Dam he’s cute he must be a kirby

by Joshjones May 15, 2018