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keyboard cheese

the icky black material that always gets stuck on my mouse
what's 'keyboard cheese' made of anyway?
by Foozball January 25, 2008
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Keyboard Cowboy

If the internet was the old west, than the Keyboard Cowboy is it's, well. . . Cowboy.

Keyboard Cowboys are the people you see bring lawlessness to the Internet, Cowboys behind their computer screen on tapping away at the Keyboards. Picking on people, submitting crazy definitions to UD. The bulk of Keyboard Cowboys are manifested in 4chan like an old smelly saloon for them to meet and discuss their antics. They are trolls, post gore, and taunt the shit out of people.

Also hackers
Pirates
And the people behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.

I support keyboard cowboys
Dave is a hacker, steals, breaks the law, and does it all of the Internet. Dave is a Keyboard Cowboy
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2010
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keyboard smash

the reaction of a sub or bottom whenever you flirt or compliment them
Top: Hi cutie~
Bottom: tyfgyhuyftwyeguhev (keyboard smash)
by GulliDumbo April 30, 2023
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Keyboard Preacher

Often found in the comments section of forums and especially YouTube. A Keyboard Preacher is an individual who espouses religious and god related material. The preaching is more often than not completely unrelated to the conversation at hand.

Keyboard Preachers often talk about nothing other than god and religion and feel compelled to share their religion with others regardless of whether their audience cares or not. Keyboard Preachers will often cite scriptures and verses from the bible.
Example of Keyboard Preacher

Comment: "Joe Biden is completely inept at his job"

Keyboard Preacher: "everyone will kneel before Jesus Christ and all tongues will confess to come unto the lord"

Commenter: Nobody cares. Quit being a Keyboard preacher
by Momo Kawashima July 22, 2021
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Keyboard-worrier

A paranoid tech savvy hypochondriac who posts toxic Ill informed rants online.
Look at this fake news doomsday shitpost.
Another bloody Keyboard-worrier!
by Just the flu March 25, 2020
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Keyboard Karen

A person who stalks the comment section on social media platforms and harassess anyone with an opinion that could be perceived as different from their own. They are often entitled and speak down to others with a prominent self righteous attitude. When cornered in an argument, they may resort to accusations of bigotry or assume the role of victim.
I commented on a joke last night and a Keyboard Karen spent 2 hours trying to make me feel like a terrible person!
by Just Ignore Them December 17, 2021
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Keyboard warrior

An individual who is unable to confront another individual in person, but acts like a big man behind a screen. An example of this is Simon Vaisey.
Classic keyboard warrior, wouldn’t say anything to my face.
by Urzz February 6, 2021
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