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keyboard cheese

the icky black material that always gets stuck on my mouse
what's 'keyboard cheese' made of anyway?
by Foozball January 25, 2008
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Keyboard Cowboy

If the internet was the old west, than the Keyboard Cowboy is it's, well. . . Cowboy.

Keyboard Cowboys are the people you see bring lawlessness to the Internet, Cowboys behind their computer screen on tapping away at the Keyboards. Picking on people, submitting crazy definitions to UD. The bulk of Keyboard Cowboys are manifested in 4chan like an old smelly saloon for them to meet and discuss their antics. They are trolls, post gore, and taunt the shit out of people.

Also hackers
Pirates
And the people behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.

I support keyboard cowboys
Dave is a hacker, steals, breaks the law, and does it all of the Internet. Dave is a Keyboard Cowboy
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2010
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Keyboard Cuddler

Office people who don't know how things work in the real world but it looks good on paper
So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine
by CJDustyMiner September 25, 2015
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kat’s keyboard

kat’s keyboard is referring to when someone can’t type on a cell phone properly; they make many mistakes when typing that their sentences don’t make any sense.
“you can’t spell anything right, it’s like you have kat’s keyboard
by AHHHHHHBY January 7, 2023
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Keyboard-worrier

A paranoid tech savvy hypochondriac who posts toxic Ill informed rants online.
Look at this fake news doomsday shitpost.
Another bloody Keyboard-worrier!
by Just the flu March 25, 2020
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Keyboard scientist

A keyboard scientist is someone who comments or remarks (usually on a YouTube video or Reddit thread) about a scientific matter as well as sharing their 'scientific' opinion trying to look knowledgable while knowing very little about the matter in hand (usually for attention).
<replying to a video about vegans>
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.

BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.
by Pranav_2004 August 18, 2017
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Keyboard Preacher

Often found in the comments section of forums and especially YouTube. A Keyboard Preacher is an individual who espouses religious and god related material. The preaching is more often than not completely unrelated to the conversation at hand.

Keyboard Preachers often talk about nothing other than god and religion and feel compelled to share their religion with others regardless of whether their audience cares or not. Keyboard Preachers will often cite scriptures and verses from the bible.
Example of Keyboard Preacher

Comment: "Joe Biden is completely inept at his job"

Keyboard Preacher: "everyone will kneel before Jesus Christ and all tongues will confess to come unto the lord"

Commenter: Nobody cares. Quit being a Keyboard preacher
by Momo Kawashima July 22, 2021
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