christian karl

The most badass, headass, assman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land

Huge dick

Yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome

by ArmyStrong75 May 24, 2017

Festive Karl

Poop'n in a stocking and hitting some one with said poop filled stocking.

Darren got Natasha in to the christmas spirit by subjecting her to a festive karl

by willy1million November 12, 2013

ginger Karle

The most beautiful ginger locks you’ve ever seen, what a hunk!!! If you come across a ginger Karle give this guy a high 5, also known for being gay with his best friend Keith.

“Hey have you seen ginger Karle”

Friend - “yea he’s over there blowing Keith 21 from Asda”

by Keith21 July 25, 2022

Karl Gerät

An extremely fucking big rail mounted cannon used by the germans in WW2 to shoot at the british.

Person 1: Look at this big fucking gun i found in my history book! Its called a "Karl Gerät"
Person 2: Holy shit! It's almost as big as my dick!

by hacker3000 March 1, 2021

Karl Experience

When your experience in any restaurant or hospitality focused environment is elevated due to being "karl."
Expect special accommodations, gratis, elevated more than usual, comps, and friendlier service. Any other person is treated like a "no-one"

But the Karl experience is you are always a VIP and they pull out all the stops.

I went to the restaurant in DC and it was ok it wasn't like when we went to to this restaurant downtown and had the Karl experience!

by Starshipsweremnttofly January 21, 2022

Fucking Karl

An expression for when Karl is so Karlishly himself that it hurts your chest a little bit and restores all your faith in humanity.

After ghosting me, Karl texted me a to apologize for not handling the situation well.

Fucking Karl.

by PollyPocketForPresident September 4, 2020

karls._.hair

a cool tiktoker who loves karl jacobs :

Robbie: Hey have u seen karls._.hair on tiktok?
Gracie: Yeah! they’re so cool
Alex(karls._.hair): Hi! Thank you for being so nice!!

Gracie: *gasp* Hi Alex, I love your content!

Alex: Thank you so much! <3

by karlnap.mc December 1, 2021