Eats kangaroo

Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl

"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."

by T to the Homm October 18, 2009

Kangaroo Court

Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.

"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson

by Pollitica June 9, 2023

Kangaroo Manuver

When in desperation to hide an erect penis, a person, tucks it up through their pants so that the head is resting on said persons stomach. However the aforementioned person’s shirt does not cover the head. Letting it stick out of the pants like a joey in a mother kangaroos pouch.

Ron: so Harry was trying to hide his wand in class so he tucked it up in his robe but you could totally see the tip.

Hermione: ewe you mean like the Kangaroo Manuver

by TyBunk November 2, 2010

Kangaroo

Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.

National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023

rotten kangaroo

The act of taking a shit in a fat persons belly button.

Sean- "hey matt did you fuck that fat chick last night?"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"

by 69420yolo May 23, 2014

Dirty Kangaroo

The drunken act of emptying a bowl of snacks into your underpants and then putting them back into the bowl for other unsuspecting guests to eat.

Adam pulled a dirty kangaroo on the Doritos and nobody noticed

by anonymous August 27, 2023

Kangaroo

Because of the recent factions Coup Attempts in American Government - There is need to expose a hidden element - The factions party crosses the party lines - When this faction gone the vacuum must be filled - Usually called Checks & Balances but factions will remove & replace with Catch 22's looping - sunlight is needed - Commercial Enterprise will usually be exposed - Commercial Warfare is Raging now in world - All Nations Benefit

That Congressperson is not showing their True Colors - They Change Flags In Office - They will change your flag - Kick The Kangaroo or create a party to control them

by General Thatway December 7, 2021