Kangaroo Telescope

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.
"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"
by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024
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Kangaroo Telescope

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.
I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!
by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 09, 2023
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Kangaroo Court

Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.
"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson
by Pollitica June 10, 2023
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Eats kangaroo

Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl
"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
by T to the Homm October 18, 2009
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kentucky kangaroo

When you’re banging a meth head and take her drugs so she kicks you off her
“Man I got kicked in the groin by that Kentucky kangaroo last night after I took her meth”
by The “Dumper” May 19, 2022
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literal kangaroo

A discriminatory term for homeless transgender Australians
I was driving down main street when a literal kangaroo ran right down the road in front of me.
by twigsnberries September 18, 2019
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