Jakob Jørgerenseren

A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".

Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!

by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018

Russian Juggernaut

Simply inserting a vodka soaked tampon into your asshole

Drinking at church is frowned upon so I went with a Russian juggernaut.

by C/O6860 July 20, 2019

intellectual juggernaught

Anybody who is a member of the Flaxton Book Club. They are really smart.

Hey look! there's Stanley, hes an intellectual juggernaught!!

by frozen doberman March 31, 2020

Human Juggernaut

A human with a penis,vagina,boobs, and testicles

The human juggernaut could not be stopped

by Bay Mac April 11, 2021

cheeky jurgen

A Cheeky Jurgen is masturbating as you cross Europe

Did you hear John went for a cheeky Jurgen on his gap year

by WidnesLad July 2, 2021

cheeky jurgen

Impersonating another person to unsuspecting passers by.
Also pretending to drink a shot but throwing behind your head at a passer by momentarily blinding them with cheap alcohol.

“Hey Barry I just cheeky jurgened that guy” “you threw a shit in his face?” “No I told him I was Jurgen Klopp” “you cheeky Jurgen!”

by DtBavs July 2, 2021

Dirty Jurgen

A guy who likes big dick in his ass 24/7

Hey i did a dirty jurgen to someone they loved it

by Anonymous218767765443 November 16, 2021